Tyler Durdeen, Analyst
July 8, 2008 at 1:26 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: Fight club, Tyler Durdeen
There’s this neat article, that is floating around the internet, that speaks about the financial wisdom of Fight Club (movie, book). As an aside, if you haven’t seen or read this, you definitely must. There’s this conversation towards the beginning of the movie, that the article focuses on. And the most pertinent line that the author talks about and something that has stuck with me too, especially after reading the book is “The things that you own, end up owning you.”
I am reproducing the screenplay here
JACK: There’s always that. I don’t know, it’s just…when you buy furniture, you tell yourself: that’s it, that’s the last sofa I’m gonna need. No matter what else happens, I’ve got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was so close to being complete. TYLER: S**t, man, now it’s all gone.
JACK: All gone.
TYLER: Do you know what a duvet it?
JACK: Comforter.
TYLER: It’s a blanket, just a blanket. Now why guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival? In the hunter-gathered sense of the word? No. What are we then?
JACK: You know, consumers.
TYLER: Right. We’re consumers. We’re by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty — these things don’t concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
JACK:Martha Stewart.
TYLER: F**k Martha Stewart. Martha’s polishes on the brass of the Titanic. It’s all going down, man! So f**k off, with your sofa units and your green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let’s evolve and let the chips fall where they may. But that’s me, I could be wrong, maybe it’s a terrible tragedy.
JACK: No, it’s just stuff.
TYLER: Well, you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for a modern life.
JACK: F**k, you’re right.
Tyler offers Jack a cigarette.
JACK: No, I don’t smoke. My insurance will probably cover it, so…
Tyler stares at him
JACK: What?
TYLER: The things you own, end up owning you.
Read on here.
Cheers,
Laks
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” – Voltaire
Anniversaries
July 2, 2008 at 8:11 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentA couple of significant anniversaries, that this humble blogger stands up and pays tribute to.
[A day late, yes, but better late than never]
…—… [the famed SOS] turns 100. Instituted on July 1, 1908, the universal distress signal, that has saved thousands has turned 100. More at http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article4244924.ece.
Theory of evolution turns 150. July 1, 1858, Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace changed the way we perceive the world, probably forever. Here’s a excerpt from the wired article.
The Linnaean Society of London listens to the reading of a composite paper on how natural selection accounts for the evolution and variety of species. The authors are Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace. Modern biology is born.
Scientists of the time knew that evolution occurred. The fossil record showed evidence of life forms that no longer existed. The question was, how did it occur?
Read on at wired.
Cheers,
Laks
“Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.” - Voltaire
Performance tuning, it’s easy, really
May 2, 2008 at 7:34 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
This comes from
Former Chief Architect Blaine Cook
famously said scaling Rails was “easy” in April 2007.
As, Twitter now rumored to move to a PHP or a Java based framework from Rails. More here.
Cheers,
Laks
“The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you’ve gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you’ve gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?” ~Chuang Tzu
Cocaine Inc. 2.0
May 2, 2008 at 7:25 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentThe scene seems right out of a Bond movie, only now that Mr.Q is with the bad guys. With semi-submersibles, mini-subs, 1000 encrypted messages/day that escape even the hi-fi US spy planes, welcome to the world of Cocaine 2.0.
The story begins like this
On a rainy night eight years ago in the Colombian city of Cali, crack counter-narcotics troops swarmed over the first floor of a low-rise condominium complex in an upscale neighborhood. They found no drugs or guns. But what they did find sent shudders through law enforcement and intelligence circles around the world.
The building was owned by a front man for Cali cocaine cartel leader José Santacruz Londono. Inside was a computer center, manned in shifts around the clock by four to six technicians. The central feature of the facility was a $1.5 million IBM AS400 mainframe, the kind once used by banks, networked with half a dozen terminals and monitors. The next day, Colombia’s attorney general secretly granted permission for U.S. agents to fly the mainframe immediately back to the United States, where it was subjected to an exhaustive analysis by experts from the Drug Enforcement Administration and various intelligence agencies. The so-called Santacruz computer was never returned to Colombian authorities, and the DEA’s report about it is highly classified. But Business 2.0 has ferreted out many of its details. They make it clear why the U.S. government wants the Santacruz case kept quiet.
According to former and current DEA, military, and State Department officials, the cartel had assembled a database that contained both the office and residential telephone numbers of U.S. diplomats and agents based in Colombia, along with the entire call log for the phone company in Cali, which was leaked by employees of the utility. The mainframe was loaded with custom-written data-mining software. It cross-referenced the Cali phone exchange’s traffic with the phone numbers of American personnel and Colombian intelligence and law enforcement officials. The computer was essentially conducting a perpetual internal mole-hunt of the cartel’s organizational chart. “They could correlate phone numbers, personalities, locations — any way you want to cut it,” says the former director of a law enforcement agency. “Santacruz could see if any of his lieutenants were spilling the beans.”
They were. A top Colombian narcotics security adviser says the system fingered at least a dozen informants — and that they were swiftly assassinated by the cartel. A high-level DEA official would go only this far: “It is very reasonable to assume that people were killed as a result of this capability. Potential sources of information were compromised by the system.” (more…)
And check this method out for some $$ laundering:
Archangel Henao is the man whom authorities credit with much of the drug runners’ recent technological progress. According to Colombian and U.S. narcotics officials, Henao heads the North Valley Cartel, the largest and most feared criminal organization to emerge from the chaos that gripped Colombia’s underworld after the old Medellín and Cali cartels were broken up in the 1990s by the country’s military — with extensive U.S. help. Officials say that Henao, a heavyset 47-year-old born with a withered left arm, controls Buenaventura, the principal port on a stretch of the Pacific coast that is the launching point for most of the cocaine and heroin smuggled into North America from Colombia. His North Valley Cartel foot soldiers are known for dismembering the bodies of their enemies with chain saws and dumping them into the Cauca River. The U.S. Treasury Department has banned Henao from doing business with U.S. companies because he is a “drug kingpin,” and the DEA publicly calls him one of Colombia’s biggest traffickers. He has never been convicted of a drug-related offense, although a DEA official says the agency is “trying to build an indictment” against him.
Henao’s cartel is a champion of decentralization, outsourcing, and pooled risk, along with technological innovations to enhance the secrecy of it all. For instance, to scrub his profits, he and fellow money launderers use a private, password-protected website that daily updates an inventory of U.S. currency available from cartel distributors across North America, says a veteran Treasury Department investigator. Kind of like a business-to-business exchange, the site allows black-market money brokers to bid on the dirty dollars, which cartel financial chiefs want to convert to Colombian pesos to use for their operations at home. “A trafficker can bid on different rates — ‘I’ll sell $1 million in cash in Miami,’” says the agent. “And he’ll take the equivalent of $800,000 in pesos for it in Colombia.” The investigator estimates the online bazaar’s annual turnover at as much as $3 billion.
And this for technological infrastructure
The network’s command center was hidden in a Bogotá warehouse outfitted with a retractable German-made Rhode & Schwarz transmission antenna about 40 feet high, and 15 to 20 computers networked with servers and a small mainframe. The same kind of state-of-the-art setup existed in communications centers at Urrego’s ranch in Medellín, at an island resort he owned, and at a hideout in Cali. Seized invoices and letters show that Urrego or his associates had recently bought roughly $100,000 worth of Motorola (MOT) gear: 12 base stations, 16 mobile stations installed in trucks and cars, 50 radio phones, and eight repeaters, which boost radio signals over long distances.
The range of Urrego’s network extended across the Caribbean and the upper half of South America. He and his operatives used it to send text messages to laptops in dozens of planes and boats to inform their pilots when it was safe to go, and to receive confirmations of when loads were dropped and retrieved. According to one intelligence official who analyzed Urrego’s network, it was transmitting 1,000 messages a day — and not one of them was intercepted, even by U.S. spy planes.
And, all of this was in 2002. One can only imagine, how much more these guys have perfected the use of internet and communications technology. I am sure that there is no place that says jobs.cocaine2.0.com, but if there was, mmmm… would you be interested in being involved?
Cheers,
Laks
“Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!” ~Thomas Carlyle
Pining for the fjords
April 11, 2008 at 1:51 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: Comedy Sktech, Monty Python, Pining for the fjords
This Monty Python video is number one in the Nerve.com 50 greatest comedy sketches of all time.
Here’s what they have to say about it.
The premise: a man (John Cleese) attempts to return his brand-new parrot to the pet shop, having realized that the bird is quite obviously dead. The pet-shop owner (Michael Palin) refuses to believe that the parrot is dead, and therefore refuses to let him return it. That’s it. While many high-concept sketches have won a deserving place on this list, the Dead Parrot Sketch is something rarer: a simple concept executed with pure comedic brilliance. Cleese and Palin are perfect foils, and much of the joke stems from the rational man growing increasingly hysterical, while the irrational one remains perfectly calm, offering one ridiculous explanation after another (“You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily.”) Just as each new generation keeps discovering the Beatles, hundreds of thirteen-year-olds are right now watching this sketch on YouTube for the first time, and incorporating the phrase “pining for the fjords” into their vocabularies. Unlike that unfortunate parrot, this is one joke that will never die.
And I could not agree more. Absolutely hilarious.
Cheers,
Laks
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” ~Woody Allen
Map based interfaces
April 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentMagazine interface > http://www.zkimmer.com/Statement/2007/August-September/index.html. Interesting, but I am not completely sold.
Telling stories using a Google map like interface > http://wetellstories.co.uk/stories/week1/. Now, this can actually work. It seems like a very fun interactive way to read stories, on a digital medium. You only have bits of text to digest at each place. Let’s see where this goes. First impression, these guys have me.
Microsoft SeaDragon seems totally cool. Looks like this is something similar, only to organize large sets of data.
SeaDragon Demo at TED talks. The first part of the talk contains this cool demo of SeaDragon @ http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129
SeaDragon official site @ http://labs.live.com/Seadragon.aspx.
Looks like Microsoft is really onto something here, but let’s wait and watch.
Cheers,
Laks
“Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne”
Dylan wins Pulitzer
April 8, 2008 at 10:45 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: Dylan, Pulitzer
Bob Dylan wins Pulitzer special-citation, for “profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.”
http://www.pulitzer.org/year/2008/special-citation/
Cheers,
Laks
All the money you make will never buy back your soul. – Bob Dylan, Masters Of War
The yin-yang equation
March 30, 2008 at 12:33 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentApparently, this is the equation that yields the yin-yang symbol.
http://surreality.info/up/graph%20calc.JPG
Cheers,
Laks
Reporting live from sepang
March 23, 2008 at 3:50 am | In Uncategorized | 3 CommentsCould not resist dropping in a line from Sepang 08.
[Update]
There are some photos of the race at
http://picasaweb.google.com/slnarasimhan/KL08
Cheers,
Laks
My favourite liar
February 27, 2008 at 1:15 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: Fact-checking, Teaching techniques
Kai Chang writes:
“One of my favorite professors in college was a self-confessed liar.
What made Dr. K memorable was a gimmick he employed that began with his introduction at the beginning of his first class:
“Now I know some of you have already heard of me, but for the benefit of those who are unfamiliar, let me explain how I teach. Between today until the class right before finals, it is my intention to work into each of my lectures … one lie. Your job, as students, among other things, is to try and catch me in the Lie of the Day.” And thus began our ten-week course.”
where Chang goes on to explain the maybe-not-so-unique, but powerful teaching method employed by Dr K, and goes on to emphasize the importance of healthy skepticism and fact-cross-checking. This is a real must read > My Favorite Liar.
Cheers,
Laks
“Figures Don’t Lie but Liars Do Figure” – Unknown
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